remember that one time you called your teacher mom
(via headmaster)
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
(via headmaster)
what is the most slippery country in the world
greece
Get out
me: im so lonely
boy: hey wanna go to the movies this we-
me: no.
(via bigegogo)
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via crystallized-teardrops)